you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
- Dakota Hendrix aka genderterrorism (via katblaque)
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department
Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$
Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$
All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$
can’t sleep. need money. miss harry styles.
white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY